Then came Brie, my smooth (but rich!) Specialized Ruby Pro.
Now I have the world's most awesome cruiser, henceforth known as Gouda, inspired by the Dutch-style comfort-city-bike. She's an Electra Betty 3-speed with a basket, a bell, fenders, streamers, dice valve stem caps, flames on everything, and even flames on the tire tread, so maybe she's "Smoked Gouda." And a kickstand; how long has it been since I've had a kickstand??
I can simply no longer drive to the grocery store when I own something this full of awesome. Not unless I need 80 pounds of canned goods or something.